sample for futurology

[brandosaur]

stolen from the january tdm.

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[repugnant]

Why not? I'm offering it freely. You want to pet them, right?

[ listen to him, he is the voice of reason.

as he's attempting to fight and evade diego's kicks at the same time, the unicorn are certainly taking notice of them. most of them have stopped what they're doing to look at the two men outside the stables. ]

[brandosaur]

[This isn't how that works, this isn't how any of that works.

In the process of reaching back in an attempt to swat at him -- anywhere, be it his hands or his face, Diego more or less sets himself to be completely flipped onto the opposite side of the stall. Something about a solitary grip isn't enough to prevent him from landing headfirst (good thing he still has his helmet????) in a mostly-eaten pile of hay.

The landing still hurts, for some completely bizarre reason.

...He's just, going to, very slowly sit up, contemplating how to maim this guy all the while.]

[repugnant]

[ now that diego is actually in the pen, dio leans against the stable to watch him. if the unicorns don't rip him apart, that's gonna be a useful use of his energy. if he manages to convince them to become transport, well, that's even better. ]

Alright, let's see you work.